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Citrix Finds New Use For Virtualization: Avoiding PC Price Hikes Caused By Tariffs

Seeing as IT giant's CEO is big at DOGE, this is delicious World War Fee  Citrix has found a new use for virtualizatio... Read more

New Zealand Kind-of Moves To Ban Social Media For Under-16s, Require Age Checks For New Accounts

Prime Minister bemoans bullying, addiction, and inappropriate content – but isn’t planning a rapid vote New Zealand... Read more

Trump's Trade War With China To Cost AMD $1.5B In Lost Rev

But a multi-billion dollar contract with Oracle for a pile of Instincts and Epycs should take the edge off AMD expects ... Read more

Trump's Wind Farm Funding Freeze Is So Much Hot Air, Say States As They Blow Sueball To Washington

We'd be shocked, just shocked, if Big Tech's renewable energy ambitions aren't known in the White House The Attorneys G... Read more

Feeling Dumb? Let Google's Latest AI Invention Simplify That Wordy Writing For You

Zog brain hurt. Zog want Google help make read easier Exasperated by the prolix verbiage and gratuitously convoluted ph... Read more

Computacenter IT Guy Let Girlfriend Into Deutsche Bank Server Rooms, Says Fired Whistleblower

What was the plan, showing her his big iron? A now-former manager at Computacenter claims he was unfairly fired after a... Read more

FYI: Most AI Spending Driven By FOMO, Not ROI, CEOs Tell IBM, LOL

Just 1 in 4 bets paying off so far Only a quarter of AI initiatives have delivered the expected return on investment, a... Read more

Pentagon Declares War On 'outdated' Software Buying, Opens Fire On Open Source

(If only that would keep folks off unsanctioned chat app side quests) The US Department of Defense (DoD) is overhauling... Read more

Palantir Loves The Smell Of DOGE Budget Cuts In The Morning

Data giant backs federal austerity push, saying it's 'the right thing' for US Palantir, the controversial US surveillan... Read more

Cerebras CEO Actually Finds Common Ground With Nvidia As Startup Notches IBM Win

Feldman calls US's AI Diffusion rules ‘bad policy’ Cerebras Systems' dinner-plate-sized chips currently power the l... Read more

Brain-inspired Neuromorphic Computer SpiNNaker Overheated When Coolers Lost Their Chill

Too much hot air brings down Manchester Uni based neural network project Exclusive  The brain-inspired SpiNNaker machi... Read more

Microsoft Will Let Partners Get Creative With Pay-when-you-want SaaS Plans

A few million here, a few million there, pretty soon you're talking real money Microsoft partners can now tailor privat... Read more

Omnissa, VMwares Old End-user Outfit, Moves To Manage Servers And … Apple Watches?

And declares hypervisor independence after being tied to vSphere Omnissa, the former VMware end-user compute business s... Read more

CISA Slammed For Role In 'censorship Industrial Complex' As Budget Faces Possible $500M Cut

Because who needs cybersecurity when there’s culture wars to win President Trump's dream 2026 budget would gut the US... Read more

IT Pros Are Caught Between An AI Rock And An Economic Hard Place

Tech gigs slide, or so this analysis of US jobs data claims The US jobs market grew faster than expected in April, but ... Read more